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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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all of my past relationships have ended amicably and i remain friends with a number of former girlfriends I've never seen a pair of breasts that weren't my mother's
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:01, 1 reply)
are you saying there's something wrong with my mother's breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:04, closed)
They're a little wonky.
But some men like that, I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:08, closed)
where did you hear it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:12, closed)
I heard it from your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:14, closed)
well, she would say that wouldn't she

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:19, closed)
I thought it was a good effort
needed more Honda and cups of tea though to make the fib less obvious.
(fivetide, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:32, closed)
That or your mother owns all the breasts in the world...

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:42, closed)

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