Some other bloke's arse and some other bloke's arse
So, here's how it happened, a few years ago. You get into a relationship, youre well matched, you share interests and the sex is *fantastic*. So much so, that you move in and talk about making it all permanent.

She asked me to fix her computer - it was running like it was submerged in treacle, and had more bloatware on it than you could shake a shitty stick at. Halfway through mucking it out I accidentally dropped a file into the recycling bin. Clicked through and I found loads of pictures of my beloved getting royally porked at various angles buy some bloke. Being the curious type I had to check them out in more detail and found that a) the pictures were only dated the previous week and b) all my stuff could clearly be seen on the bedside cabinet. Well fuck that shit.

I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I closed the lid on her laptop, moved out that day, havent spoken since.
(Freddie Woo, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:27, 7 replies)

POIDH

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:33, closed)

^

( zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:31, closed)

Sex can't have been that fantastic...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:48, closed)

Sure it was.
Just not with him.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:18, closed)

So she hated you so much that rather than tell you directly that you're shit in bed she got double-ended and showed you the videos.
Classy. Do you still have her number?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:31, closed)

Missed opportunity.
Should have emailed them to her parents.
Unless there dead in which case you should have dug them up, recorded yourself fucking them and emailed said recording to her.
(immadme, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:08, closed)

This reply should win the internet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:20, closed)