Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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He's a proper quair if he does. She was well fit.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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Nobody under forty has grass on the pitch these days.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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Ladies who don't bow to the phallocentric diktats of suffering to be smooth do.HTH
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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I've only ever known one under-forty granny and I'm pretty certain I never fucked her.Although at my age it's hard to remember.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:51,
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Aha, ninja edit.Reminds me of that chav party with the banner "Happy 30th Birthday, Gran".
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:52,
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AyeI'll put t'kettle on again if y'like, but no sugar this time.
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:55,
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aye not for me neitherI'll be up all night with the wind
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