tl:dr...
tie dyed daydreamer returns from jolly to find bird-on-hold was shagging someone from the real world
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:53, 1 reply)

If you do the arithmetic, and perhaps I should have made it more clear
she was pregnant when I left.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:58, closed)

My point precisely
If you hadn't been holding court as the office Attenborough you might have spotted she was banging the postman

Muppet
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 22:55, closed)

Your point "precisely" was that she was cheating whilst I was away
The fact that you're useless at arithmetic merely makes you a fucking spanner.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 23:17, closed)

Sounds like somebody is still a bit upset.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 13:43, closed)

I've said what I'm upset about down below.
It is tempting to add internet wankers to the list though.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:21, closed)

Precisely?
Look. You were floating around like a fart in a trance dreaming of some rose tinted memory of a beach in south east Asia while some bloke in real time was inseminating your bint. you were too self absorbed to see it and thought fucking off with your gay crush was a spiffing wheeze. The outcome comes as no surprise to anyone else here but you.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:31, closed)

Yes, precisely.
If you can't remember what you write and try to change what you said that's not my problem. It merely highlights that you're either (a) thick or (b) a lying cunt. Take your pick sunshine, but you're one or the other.

"You were floating around like a fart in a trance dreaming of some rose tinted memory of a beach in south east Asia "

Ah, this fictional planet you live on where people cheat on other people and always get found out must be quite some place. Because nobody in the history of ever has ever managed to cheat on anybody and get away with it, have they?

Or is the sad fact the fact that you're so desperate to feel superior to somebody, absolutely anybody at all, even online, that your default knee-jerk response is to have a go at somebody based on your own delusional readings and prejudices of what you imagine their situation to be?

I rather think it's that. But continue being a sad, pathetic little wanker, because it sounds like you don't have much better going on in your life if this the high standard of goal you set yourself to achieve.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 7:27, closed)

I think he's enjoying making a prat of himself online.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:45, closed)

i dont need to try and remember it you great shimmering fanny
its up there to read.

lets go through it slowly for you.

while you were at work, holding court as the worldly traveler, reminiscing about your far flung capers

YOUR MISSUS WAS ALREADY BEING FUCKED BY ANOTHER BLOKE AND WAS PREGNANT BEFORE YOU LEFT

we ALL get that you self absorbed tit

no wonder she clearly wasn't bothered when you toddled off

you're a pompous twat
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:01, closed)