We met in a nightclub one Saturday night; both of us drunk, and went back to her place for some drunken sex.
The following morning, after breakfast, we said our goodbyes, and I headed off on the 2-day trip to Manchester I'd planned, to see my mate.

This didn't go down well with her at all, and so she called my housemates 20 times while I was away and on my return cried, screamed, and demanded to know where the fuck I'd been, who the fuck I was sleeping with in Manchester, called me a fucking fucking FUCKING cunt, a tiny-dicked son-of-a-whore and then threatened to kill herself.

I was gutted.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:10, 14 replies)

Why would you give her your number?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:18, closed)

Because at that point I wasn't aware that she was a completely raving psychopath.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:27, closed)

Yeah, but why would you give her your number?

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, closed)

Because she was fit and I wasnted to have sex with her again?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, closed)

Never a good idea.
If you must, get her number. Never give yours out till you've at least met her sober.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:49, closed)

Ya think?
I saw here again a few weeks later with a guy who's eyes looked like his soul had been kicked in the balls and then raped.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:51, closed)

'Because at that point I wasn't aware that she was a completely raving psychopath.'
She WAS female. Sanity doesn't come into it, female = mental (to a greater or lesser degree but still nowhere near sane).
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 12:26, closed)

agreed capt

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:06, closed)

I'd have been gutted too.
There's nothing worse than being reminded of your tiny penis.
( Muns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:30, closed)

officelol

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:42, closed)

Exactly this.
But at least it confirmed she'd seen it, which isn't something every girl can do.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:44, closed)

Good
eyesight.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33, closed)

In fairness, you are a bit of a fucking fucking FUCKING cunt, a tiny-dicked son-of-a-whore.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:05, closed)

Alright, mum.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:37, closed)