Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
Someone in this story
must have a pointy penis.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 10:08,
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Or one with green sprouty bits.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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mine was once on that's life because it looks a bit like a penis
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alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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Your mother?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:07,
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ha ha
...proper cliched coffee keyboard moment!
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dchurch bah, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:32,
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or a blunt ended carrot
see - lateral thinking, clever ey?
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bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:11,
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