Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
All these stories..
Are they all about the same five people I have known?
(
lordy lordy, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:21,
9 replies)
they're all about your mum
(
alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 13:43,
closed)
I fucking hate Steeleye Span.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:41,
closed)
there's nothing wrong with folk music that couldn't be cured by nuking Ireland
and dosing every fiddle and acoustic guitar with ricin
(
alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:59,
closed)
Stay around from my hat.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:45,
closed)
Git.
I now have that fucking awful song stuck in my head.
(
dchurch bah, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:35,
closed)
In each life a little rain must fall.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:59,
closed)
You don't know five people, you liar.
(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:33,
closed)