I'm gonna stretch mine out and put it over Ms Santiagos mouth & nose when she's sleeping.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:14, 2 replies)

Barf!

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:17, closed)

Wash your balls with ether first...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:18, closed)

top tip in viz about ten years ago
hippys, save your hard earned cash. Dont buy a lava lamp, just stretch out your chicken skin sporran and shine a torch through from the back, then sit back and watch your plums dance gracefully around your sack.
(OTT, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:41, closed)