When Mrs SLVA wears a certain low-cut top
I find excuses to go out in the car with her. I then aim at all the pot holes and raised drain covers I can to see those puppies jiggle.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:08, 6 replies)

Keep your eyes on the road, man!
(But excellent idea, though)
( Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:25, closed)

Cattle-grids are the best though, at about 10 - 15 mph

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:28, closed)

Or just ask her for a tit-wank.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:39, closed)

or do both

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:47, closed)

I'd need to find
someone else to drive whilst I sit on the glove compartment
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:49, closed)

I'll do it for sloppy seconds
But only if they're really sloppy
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 6 May 2010, 15:51, closed)