A bit tangential but...
When I was young and foolish and drunk, I snicked off the ends of my nipples with a brace of cigar cutters. To be fair, I only got half way through one because I was in such agony from the other, which had fallen neatly onto the coffee table. I have NEVER felt pain like it. Surprising amount of blood too, given that blokes' nipples are just sort of dead-ends.

When women talk about childbirth and us men having no notion of the suffering they endure, I always allow myself a wry inner chuckle.

17 years later and the partially cut one doesn't even have a scar, whilst the other is obviously truncated.

Just sharing...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:21, 8 replies)

What the fuck...?
ouch
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:29, closed)

Oh my shitting god...
young and foolish clinically insane

I just can't believe you even thought about starting on the second one!
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:47, closed)

What made this seem like a good idea?
Even youth alcohol and stupidity don't explain it.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:55, closed)

w....why!?

(feckoffmeow, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:30, closed)

wtf?!?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

oh my jolly christ this made me wince.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:24, closed)

Had a lame rep as a party madman to maintain...
I've grown up a lot since then - honest!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 10:10, closed)

Jesus!
How drunk were you???
(3badcats, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:41, closed)

The fear, the adrenaline
and then afterwards the pain, temporarily overrode the effects of the alcohol. But it's fair to say I was rather tipsy!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 16:50, closed)