I directed an Am Dram group's production of Blackadder 2
We did the episode "Beer", where Blackadder's drinking chums all turn up wearing comedy breasts, including Melchett's gold-painted ones.

The show went very well, thanks for asking, but I've now got five sets of comedy breasts made of thin foam lying around my house and I don't know what to do with them. I suppose they might come in handy for a stag night, but apart from that I don't know what to do with them. Just chucking them out seems a waste, and I'm not sure charity shops would want them. Or, more honestly, that I'd want to be seen handing them in.

Any suggestions?

*and no, they don't work as earmuffs unless you have a vanishingly small head.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:00, 6 replies)

Use them as earmuffs?

( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:16, closed)

we've started referring to our baby as Great Boo
because he's always bloody up.

charity shops would love some boobs though i'm sure!
( ascorbate, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:41, closed)

Go to a b3ta bash
and hand them around. Guaranteed you won't get them back. Job done!
( Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:23, closed)

Set out at night
And adorn local statues?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 7 May 2010, 8:19, closed)

Freecycle
Just to see who claims them really.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 7 May 2010, 8:22, closed)

Cheap alternative to reconstructive surgery
for any friends who've had double mastectomies? Or perhaps just erotic 'add-ons' for any disappointingly flat-chested women you may have brought back home from the pubs and clubs.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 7 May 2010, 10:20, closed)