What I want to know is
why are there only two?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 May 2010, 19:54, 7 replies)

One for each hand.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:02, closed)

Why only two hands? I spy a design flaw.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:03, closed)

Are you suggesting some sort of arms race with ladies & their funbags on one side and men on the other doing the "honk honk" motion with accompanying sounds? Each trying to out-do each other with ever increasing numbers in their arsenal?

Just imagine the propaganda posters...
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:15, closed)

I had not thought of it like that, but I support your plan.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:17, closed)

Vishnu
is considerably ahead of the game.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:05, closed)

This is why the bit underneath is called the 'waist'
As you'd be able to get another pair in there.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:24, closed)

because
humans generally knock out one, maybe two babies at a time. cats have shit loads of the little fuckers so shit loads of tits to feed em.

Evolution
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:56, closed)