Tit Surprise
I’ve been a keen photographer for a number of years, and I always carry a camera with me ‘just in case’, though I’ve long since given up any delusions of making money from my hobby.

The closest I ever got was back in the late 80s / early 90s, when I had a job I really enjoyed, working in a small, independent photographic retailer’s. Our (unfortunately few) customers came to us for the knowledge and service they couldn’t get from the chain stores.

One such customer – let’s call her Debbie, for that was her name – was a model. Now don’t get excited, although Debbie was naturally well-blessed in the chestal department, I subsequently discovered that the pinnacle of her career was appearing in a video called “Pigs in Knickers”.

Debbie was setting up her own photographic studio – coincidentally on an industrial estate built on the site of a former dairy – and needed some cheap studio flash heads. We found some within her very limited budget (though she later complained that professional photographers told her they were rubbish) and offered to deliver them with stands to the studio as she didn’t drive.

So, after work one evening, I loaded the gear into my car and toddled off to the studio. As it wasn’t in the most salubrious of areas, I didn’t want to leave my camera in the car, so took it in with me.

It took about 20 minutes to set up the lights and show Debbie how to use them. When I’d finished, I suggested I take a few test portraits and process the film at work the following day to make sure the lights were working properly before she got anyone hiring the studio.

She agreed, so I got my camera and started snapping away. Suddenly, without any warning – WHAM! – the top came off and I found myself staring at only the 3rd set of jubblies, and by far the largest, I’d ever seen in the flesh. The next ten minutes were a blur for me, but fortunately not for the camera.

The pictures proved successfully that the lights worked, but unfortunately Debbie’s business plan didn’t and, a few months later, the studio went tits-up (see what I did there?).

NSFW photographic proof available on request.
(waits)
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 May 2010, 23:12, 12 replies)

Damn
I think you've forgotten the I Love Horses link somewhere...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 6 May 2010, 23:36, closed)

I hereby place my request

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 May 2010, 23:51, closed)

if the proof turns out to be decent.... you get a click!
if not, I'll still click it just because you've provided evidence (and it's free porn!)
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:57, closed)

PROOF PLEASE
While I wait I'll just sit here at work with my speakers turned all the way up.
(jessemoya, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:59, closed)

Why not?
Send 'em on. I'm as curious as the next guy.
( Wanderer, Fri 7 May 2010, 1:34, closed)

And considering I'm the next guy
That's VERY curious.
( difficultchild, Fri 7 May 2010, 2:34, closed)

POIDH

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 7 May 2010, 3:05, closed)

I like looking at boobs
Send em on.
(Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen, Fri 7 May 2010, 5:46, closed)

NSFW - the awful proof - NSFW
www.snappy.me.uk/images/othermodels/debi1.jpg

www.snappy.me.uk/images/othermodels/debi2.jpg

And I blame this for my subsequent interest in taking pictures of young ladies in states of undress - yes, I'm a perv.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 7 May 2010, 9:27, closed)

Oh dear
I want to unsee that.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 7 May 2010, 17:12, closed)

Ok
So which one is she?
classicgonzo.com/videos/Pigs_in_Knickers__80s_UK_classic.-332591.html
(ContraCorners, Sun 9 May 2010, 4:15, closed)

Apologies... It was MORE Pigs in Knickers
And she's on the cover in red lingerie

www.amazon.co.uk/Superboobs-More-Pigs-Knickers-VHS/dp/B00004CNZJ
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 9 May 2010, 16:44, closed)