The Boobs-Dick Mutual Fascination Theory
If I'm ever getting out of the shower and the future Mrs. Granto gets an eyefull she will invariably start playing with my balls, usually while yelling "HA! BALLS!". When I asked her the other day why she's so fascinated by something so commonplace to me, she reminded me that I instantly turn into a drooling idiot at the sight of her boobs, to which I said "Fair enough, now since you're down there..."

Is this a common thing? To me it makes perfect sense that people in heterosexual relationships would be hypnotised by any body part their significant other has that isn't to be found in their own anatomy, yet judging by a very common attitude about men's fascination with breasts held among a lot of straight women, that doesn't seem to be the case.

Does anyone else have any enticing examples? Don't worry, it's for science.
(ElGranto, Fri 7 May 2010, 2:49, 3 replies)

When my young lady and I
are enjoying a romanitc bath together she too gets absolutely fascinated by my 'bits'. She doesn't say anything whilst playing, she just has a strange look of fascination/intent which implies she doesn't want to be disturbed so I just let her get on with it. You would have thought she'd have gotten bored with it after all this time but no...Boobs are great no matter how long I look at them.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 7 May 2010, 9:31, closed)

This is where flashers go wrong.
Apparently, some flashers display their goods in the expectation that they will interest women. Their reasoning is that, as they themselves are aroused by women's bodies, women must also be turned on by theirs.
In which case, they think, best cut to the chase and get the most interesting bits out first.

The clue in your case is that she says ''HA! BALLS!' rather than 'Mmm, woooow, balls!'
Balls are FUNNY. Always.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 7 May 2010, 9:32, closed)

It's not accurate..
In my experience queer women are very keen on breasts, and queer men seem to be pretty keen on cocks..
(syllopsium, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:37, closed)