I went on a diet...

And Lost 4 and a half stone.

Part of said diet meant no alco-ma-hol.

Gout gone. For ages

...


Then as I eased off on the diet I found out it was all the Bovril that I was drinking that caused the gout. Apparently my body does not like half an oil tanker full of liquid salt every 3 hours pumping through my crap factory...who'd have thunk it?

Stopped Bovril...Gout gone...started alco-ma-hol again.

Am now happy. Part of being sober possibly had a bit to do with being off here...I struggled to find anything funny.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:02, 2 replies)

Poofers old boy!
Nice to have you back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:05, closed)

Good to be back DG...

How's the phenomenally significant other?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:09, closed)

Not too bad, ta.
And I'm sure she'll be delighted to read your little opus.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:13, closed)

OMG! I bet you look great.
I really can't imagine you alcohol free but Bovril free, yes. Glad your well anyhoo.
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:06, closed)

Me looking 'great' is a physical impossibility...

Consider I have a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

But I'm slimmer...there's no getting round that.

I'm now 12 1/2 stone...but I'm going to keep going until the world cup...then I'm going to go on a month-long-gut-busting-beer-and-fodder frenzy that will have my sofa struggling to cope with the immense-ness of it all.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:09, closed)

There is upcoming Blousey bashage you know.
All the best internet people will be there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:14, closed)

Lorks! - I'd better rattle Captain Placid's cage...

And see if he's about...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 7 May 2010, 13:16, closed)

I told him too.
Get your slimline arse up here and make my year.
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:20, closed)