The boob list
Not to brag but my wife has a fantastic set of boobs. They're big, symmetrical and look you right in the eye. I could play with them for hours and frequently do.

The wife hates them.

She's actually quite small and complains that if she was scaled up to average height, she would look like she was trying to smuggle beachballs under her shirt. She's complained about back problems for a while now and due to the difficulty in finding comfortable bras for her size they're actually beginning to sag a little bit. I don't mind that the slightest bit and told her that it would help add character, but she refuses to listen.

She has decided to get a breast reduction, it's the only real solution to the back problem and while she's there she will get them lifted a bit to boost her confidence.

I was devestated but couldn't change her mind so I came up with the boob list. Kind of like a bucket list, it's a list of mainly non sexual things that I want to do with my favourite pair of fun bags before they go under the knife. It's my way of saying goodbye and she's agreed to do one a week till the operation (in about 5 months) as long as it's nothing too kinky.

So far I've ticked off the following:
Eat breakfast off boobs.
See boobs flash on public transport.
Wash boobs in the bath.
Be woken up by boobs hanging over face.
Motorboat boobs in a changing room.

and I'm waiting to go on holiday so I can do these 2:
See boobs on the beach.
Play with boobs in the sea.

It's already made for some good memories.
I don't actually have as many ideas as I expected for the next 20 weeks so I'd be happy to take suggestions, any ideas?
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Fri 7 May 2010, 17:31, 11 replies)

Wear boobs as a scarf/neckwarmer
(Anachronist misplaced in time since, Fri 7 May 2010, 17:49, closed)

something involving champagne
would seem to be a must.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 7 May 2010, 17:53, closed)

hmm
sounds good but could be a bit messy, could do tequila slammers off them instead.
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Fri 7 May 2010, 20:51, closed)

Also a fine plan
but doesn't quite have the class of good champers. Some sort of trickle-it-down-the-valley effect must be possible, surely.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 11 May 2010, 18:22, closed)

Here's one:
Let your new bestest mate from teh Interweb, Rsoles, spoff over them after a nice soapy titwank.
(Rsoles, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:11, closed)

Hmmm... "Motorboat boobs"? You'll hafta 'splain that one to me.
(TheBogeyMan, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:31, closed)

To motorboat
to bury ones face in some giant jugs and shake your face back and fourth while blowing out, and making hubababa sounds, like the engine of a motorboat.

Great fun!
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Fri 7 May 2010, 20:47, closed)

Colour nipples with green lipstick.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:53, closed)

Like this
could do this with various colours, lipstick rainbow boobs go on the list.
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Fri 7 May 2010, 22:14, closed)

Have them draped over your shoulders
So that you can't hear a 747 taking off
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:06, closed)

Draw faces/hair on them
and take a picture with you in the middle
(oshimegoshi, Fri 7 May 2010, 23:32, closed)