i touched a ladies boobie once

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 May 2010, 21:48, 5 replies)

It doesn't count when it's your grandma.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:21, closed)

Pffft
How come you're not pregnant then?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 8 May 2010, 11:41, closed)

LIES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 8 May 2010, 11:43, closed)

PHWOOAR!
What was it like? Is it true they make a honking noise?
(nobuttocks last besmirched the internet on, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:08, closed)

How did you meet a Lady
who kept a seabird in the Sula genus, part of the Sulidae family.

Did she work at the Zoo?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 8 May 2010, 23:50, closed)