Has anyone
retold here
the story of the young boy enthusiastically sucking on the nipple of his first breast in the dark, and having warm liquid squirt into his mouth, and then discovering that he had been sucking on a boil on the breast which had ruptured?

No? Cause it's pretty funny when told right.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:01, 4 replies)

Boak
or boke, depending on how you like to spell it. I favour the former.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 10 May 2010, 19:45, closed)

I think...
I'm going to chuck.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Mon 10 May 2010, 20:47, closed)

thats a quality story
and fucking side-splitting when told by the right person
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 22:17, closed)

Never heard it.
Do you know anyone who could tell me it?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 10 May 2010, 23:03, closed)