In the spirit of fairness and decency
Shoudn't they have had one implant each in the divorce settlement?
(Barnetboy, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:06, 1 reply)

or at least
get to take them out at weekends.

(then again, it's not too late as she isn't divorced yet, if you read the words.)
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:12, closed)

Maybe he'll get access to them on weekends??

(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:37, closed)

watch
out though dude, you may end up paying puppy maintenance.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, closed)

technically, she cant stop him from having a fondle

(babyaeroplanes, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, closed)