Brits AbroadUnion jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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*Suggests talking loudly and slowly to make forrins understand because that joke has probably never been said before*(
Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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You know, it's only ironic if that's not actually how you behave.(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:27,
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Shush it you pinko hand-wringing liberal bedwetter.It's our GOD GIVEN RIGHT to do this. Keeps Johnny Foreigner in his place.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:42,
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I was once omgmassivedrugged in the Netherlands and tried talking to the barman in loud slow Frenchit took both of us several seconds to work out what was going on
fortunately dutchers are fluent in all major European mongs
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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'major European mongs'You get a click, just for ^this^
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One holiday I was enjoying nights out with a Norwegian girl who spoke very good English.Until she'd got a bit drunk, and reverted to talking to me in her native Norwegian.
By which time I was too drunk to notice that what was being asked of me was no longer in a language I could consciously comprehend.
It didn't ever seem to be a problem though.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:03,
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Tell it to the judge, Assange!(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:10, closed)
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