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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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The funniest thing that's ever happened to me abroad
Was when I was on a lads holiday to Budapest. Great city, fantastically pretty. We were out on the lash and some guy tried to plug a titty joint with the following fantastic slogan:

BIG BOOBY, BIG BEER! SMALL PUSSY, SMALL PRICE!
(McChinaman banned, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:19, 7 replies)
"Babies 50p a go"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 15:28, closed)
Also, Cheech Marin.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:39, closed)
Yeah it was very that film that tme he was in it. Vampires or summat.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 18:58, closed)
STAR WARS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 20:24, closed)
I think so, is that the one where they all smoke dope and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 22:34, closed)
So the funniest thing that's ever happened to you
wasn't funny, and wasn't something that happened to you in any meaningful sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:20, closed)
I've been to Budapest and nobody said that to me.
I'm calling internet liez.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 19:34, closed)

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