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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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Gammon Ham with Pineapple Chunks
Normandy. The only region of France with weather as bad as the UK. I guess that’s why so many Ex-Pats feel at home here.

I pause to look at the menu outside the John Bull restaurant:

Gammon Ham with Pineapple Chunks.

I suddenly realise I’ve never eaten Gammon Ham with Pineapple Chunks. Not here. Not back home. Not ever.

“Ah!” I say out loud, “Gammon Ham with Pineapple Chunks, I guess this is a restaurant designed to appeal to British people.”

“Exactly!” chuckles the French waitress smoking a cigarette in the doorway.
(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:50, 5 replies)
And the name of the place wasn't enough of a clue for you?

(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 17:57, closed)
fuck a doodle dull

(, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 19:09, closed)
Yes, it is so unlike Fench cuisine to feature fruit with meat.

(, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 8:51, closed)
Did you mean felch?

(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:08, closed)
That 'r' was there earlier. I swear it was.

(, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:31, closed)

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