Ryan air flight to majorca
This was scummy long haul (took just over 2hrs)

For some people that distance is just too long without a biff. So they sold the electric kind on the flight. Obviously before our flight had barely left British airspace people were lighting up... literally. Seeing some p!ssed up scally try and light their electric biff with a lighter attracted some astonishing looks.

We all clapped when we landed.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 18:57, 11 replies)

2 hours is not a long haul flight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 21:26, closed)

>long haul
2 hours

u wot m8
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 22:27, closed)

I've never been Ryanair, easy jet is bad enough
But I suspect 20 minutes of it would feel like the longest haul long haul ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 8:21, closed)

it's just an airline
he whipped up the whole horror cheapo flight stuff for publicity

because people are stupid
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 8:42, closed)

hmmm, probably didnt explain that one enough
when i said "Scummy long haul" it was a tongue in cheek joke aimed at the people who think a 2 hr flight is akin to long haul and means you need a top up of nicotine at some point during the flight.... it was the whole point to the post.

My post wasnt stella, let the side down. sorry
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 23:18, closed)

I got it. People here are mean.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 8:27, closed)

they should all be banned
this is no place for meanness
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 8:43, closed)

I hope the plane landed in a manure truck.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:04, closed)

I hope the plane landed in a manure truck (The North of England?)

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:37, closed)

Jeez, you've got a big pussy!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:50, closed)

I said why'd you say it twice?

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 6:35, closed)