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Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
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i have seen the things you like and dislike
your taste is abysmal and you should be shot through the neck at dawn
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:00, 1 reply)
it's OK ... we're not judging you
you relax in your identikit hammock in could-be-anywhereville thinking you're better than the plebs in the cheaper identikit sun loungers down the road and I'll stick to actual travel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:32, closed)
i like a bit of both
a bit of hammock and a bit of travel. i don't rule things out, judgey von holier than thou.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:36, closed)
'holier than thou' always seems an unfair criticism
it's not my fault I'm better than you ... why should I pretend we're equal just for the sake of smoother conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:37, closed)
but i don't think you'd find anyone who agrees you're better than they are
not even a scrofulous leper with a hole in his head
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:00, closed)
that's because you're all too thick to realise how thick you are

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:11, closed)
i know the word scrofulous
it's a great word
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:13, closed)
sadly you don't seem to know what it means or how to use it
scrofula is an archaic term for tuberculosis and since that is a much faster acting disease than leprosy, it doesn't make any real sense to be a scrofulous leper. If you are unfortunate enough to contract both diseases then you simply die of TB.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:42, closed)
i'll come to your funeral when you succumb, having caught both diseases from said scrofulous leper
i'll laugh and i may piss on the coffin, but i'll be there for you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51, closed)
You could contract leprosy first.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52, closed)
ooh don't say that
what would he do if his fingers fell off? type with his toes?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:56, closed)
this thread is getting SEXY

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:57, closed)
simmer down stumpy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:00, closed)
I'd agree that he's better than many people here.
Still look down on him, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:16, closed)

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