Brits Abroad
Union jack shorts, bulldog t-shirts, bars named after soap operas, hen parties in Malaga. Tell us about your encounters with the worst (or best) of our fair country's travelers around the world. Alternatively, tell us about your own doomed quest to find a decent cup of tea in Moscow.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01)
The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta.
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Pig Bodine., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:08,
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Yes it does.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on my holiday.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:13,
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holiday cock
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:23,
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Keeps it moist.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:36,
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I think what he's trying to say is that you have an enormous penis.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:24,
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Enormous, but flat?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:09,
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I wanted a lolly, you wally!
Not a choc-ice on a stick.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:36,
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indeed but the rain in spain goes mainly down the drain
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:25,
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This is actually true.
I can attest to it - as can anyone who goes there.
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EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:29,
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