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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)

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"I tell you what"
"What doesn't go in your mouth, you can rub on your tits."
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Of course it's yellow, it's pineapple juice!
And it's very good for the skin.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:15, 2 replies)

I've had nearly a pint of someone who had nearly a pint of pineapple juice.
Shall we see how that works out?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I've had nearly a pint of pineapple juice
and apparently that makes it taste nicer.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:14, 1 reply)

"For God's sake!
If you want a job done properly you have to do it yourself..."
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:13, 1 reply)

"Just think of it as a lower risk of getting syphilis."
"And a tastier one too!"
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

"Of course I'll have you cleaned up and out of the woods before it gets dark."

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:11, 4 replies)

I didn't complain
when you orgasmed and squirted right up my nose. I thought I was drowning.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

"You didn't complain"
"when it was your Aunty Boris."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

"I didn't complain"
"when it was your Uncle Les."
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

"I didn't complain"
"when it was my Uncle Les."
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:07, 1 reply)

"No, I genuinely won't come down your throat"
"because I'm busy writing nearly two pages of jokes on the subject."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:07, 3 replies)

They say
a salty drink is good for a sore throat.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I hate that duck.
That duck gets on my nerves.
(bblgoose, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:04, 1 reply)

"I can shoot raspberry ripple ice cream out my cock if I try real hard."
"It's pretty tiring, but I'll do it for you because I love you."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:59, 9 replies)

"But this is how all churches do communion these days!"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

"Does this taste like semen to you?"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

It's body temperature, it's a little bit saline,
No WAY will it make your eyes sting.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:55, 4 replies)

"Alright, fine. I promise I won't come in your mouth. Now, I'm just going to ejaculate near your face, and if you get it in your mouth, it's your own fault."
"No, I won't let go of your hair. I'm being affectionate."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

"It doesn't dribble out when your big sister does it."

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

"Define 'in'..."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

"But I haven't touch any asparagus in weeks!"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:51, 1 reply)

"It's either down your neck
or on your cat. Your choice."
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

"Oh, come on. I've seen you eat mayonnaise out the jar, why is this different?"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

There's nothing to it
It's hardly waterboarding is it?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

"No I didn't, darling. That was piss."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:48, 1 reply)

"I heard of a guy in the next town had blue balls. Died of cancer the following week."

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

"Define 'come'..."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I've had 4 wanks earlier
nothing is going to come out.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

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