Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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"I can shoot raspberry ripple ice cream out my cock if I try real hard.""It's pretty tiring, but I'll do it for you because I love you."
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Hahaha! Nice :-)(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:00, closed)
Only works on the...younger lady though, I'm afraid.(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:03, closed)
What if they'relactose intolerant
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:04,
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Replace with 'mushroom sorbet'?(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:05, closed)
And probably only oncecos after, she'll know you don't love her...
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I want to start a rumour...that swallowing semen makes you lose weight. Just think how the world would be if that went viral!
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hahahahahaha yes!Women are sooooo stupid!
hahahahahahahahahaha
*puts gun barrel in mouth*
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Make that gun promise it won't come in your mouth, though.(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:10, closed)
A guy I know...... once had a GF who believed that semen whitened your teeth.
He did next to nothing to disabuse her of this notion... and she did have very white teeth.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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