And I'm sure you're looking forward to showing it to the wife and eight kids
"Look what Daddy did at work today!", said Rory, "And I found us a potato for tea on the way home!"
"I love you Daddy!", cried Lucy, Rachel, June, Kirsty, Jackie, Laura, Sam and Christina, "Does that mean we can have the night off tonight?"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:54, 1 reply)

You seem upset Oli, don't be
It's only your mum after all, and let's face it the years have not been kind to her
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 15:56, closed)

Oh, no dear boy, I think you misunderstand
I'm glad for her, this is the most attention she's had in years. And you're the first person brave enough to go near her bum since the op. I think she's been missing that. I trust you'll start off gently?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:01, closed)

Dunno really Oli, all I'm doing is arranging the qotw gangbang of your old dear
What they get up to inside the room is up to them and their makers. I'll send you a copy of the dvd if you want?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:04, closed)

Nope
Hard and dry. Gauze at the ready.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 16:06, closed)