I got a Zippo,
I was not, under any circumstances, to tell my brother.
The first thing I did after getting home with it was quietly approach him and tell him I had one*. He was extremely annoyed; neither of us were at the time old enough to buy one ourselves. It keeps me amused for a whole five minutes** sometimes.

* Okay, I did fill it and light it a few times first.
** This is very difficult to do; normally keeping my attention on anything (other than fire) for five minutes is difficult.
( Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:56, 3 replies)

Tip:
If you don't want hairy arms, but don't want to wax or shave, Zippos take all that nasty fuzz off in a jiffy. Just make sure you (1) don't try it where there is any wind, (2) make sure you open the window afterwards.
( Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:57, closed)

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( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:28, closed)

Not smoking
The one thing I miss about not smoking (apart from smoking) is the fact that I no longer need a Zippo. Zippos are one of the coolest items I've ever owned and I'm now thinking about acquiring another one purely for the very few times I can whip it out to offer a lady a light.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:04, closed)