I can't get a signal
Seriously?
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 13:56, 2 replies)

Yeah
The sad thing is that, utter mug that I was (now hopefully no longer am!) believed him.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 16:45, closed)

Bizarrely
This was actually true for one place I worked, for the grand total of a week. There was no mobile phone signal within the building, no internet access, and not even hot water to make tea. There was tepid water, if you liked your cuppa lukewarm.

The office? A certain unnamed department in the UK Government.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:59, closed)

Nice to know they're saving money in some departments, at least.
Oddly enough, now I've moved to Cambridge I have really weird signal - one minute I'll have 5 bars and the next none. I can actually sit for a couple of minutes and watch it come and go. never known it to do that anywhere else in the country!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:17, closed)