I had to track down an old girlfriend
...who I hadn't seen in about 15 years. I needed a signature when I moved house, as her name was still on some paperwork. I managed to locate her, and phoned to sort it all out.

All perfectly pleasant and mature. I'd married, she'd married, we were just two sensible adults sorting out some grown-up paperwork. Well, apart from the fact that I had a slide-show of hardcore shag-pictures of her on my computer screen, all the time I was talking to her...

Arf arf arf!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)