Screw you, Grandad!
I'm only 37.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:55, 1 reply)

I'm not 50 either
But I like to think I was actively ignoring this utter tot even before I was born. Nay, conceived.

If you can't sum up the story (NOT the situation) in a single sentence, then it isn't real drama.

So many shows start off with a series that has a point, then, when that's a success, just go on with the "further adventures" of the characters. A couple of examples off the top of my head, that I got suckered into watching because a) my wife liked them, and b) the first series had some actual point to it: Desperate Housewives (OK, at least it has gags, but it's still a soap these days); Cutting It.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 17:39, closed)