Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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Gillette promisedthat if I bought their razor, not only would I have a chin like virgin's thigh, but a fit babe would come into the bathroom every morning in her underwear, and gaze lovingly at me while stroking it.*
Neither happened. And apparently that's not enough to get your money back!
* my chin, I mean. Though other implications were there in the ad too
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)
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