I was dealing massive drugs to some children.
As the children were walking away, a Honda Accord passed by. I noticed the driver was with no less than three supermodels, but fortunately as the deal had concluded mere moments before, the Children were already out of sight.

I immediately realised that I had escaped being pinned against the alley wall and receiving the beating of my life and never dealt drugs again.
( Muns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:58, 8 replies)

Hurrah!
The system works.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 13:02, closed)

I really need to see the original story that sparked this meme.
Can anyone hook me up? It sounds wonderful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:19, closed)

Long since deleted, but: -
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post868935
( Muns, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:33, closed)

A hoogie special lost to the mists of time
this (and the rest of his profile) will give you a delicious flavour of the man though.
( Pig Bodine., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:25, closed)

This just made me choke on me tea
www.b3ta.com/questions/shame/post44239
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:41, closed)

Man got bullied by a 'cunt from the year below at school'.
Saw him one day, years later, all smacked up outside the co-op.
Ran him over with his Honda Accord and smacked him one.
Deleted his story when people took the piss.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 21:03, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423289
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 21:03, closed)

Frankly, you're lucky to still have a head.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 15:25, closed)