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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)
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I'm interested to see your "working".
I'm using a tale about an amazingly good outcome from a very bad situation for my missus to highlight that the people who have to deal with it day-to-day tend to do it with a great deal of professionalism and aplomb. And that what to them seems like "ordinary" to most of us is "extraordinary".

You seem to have picked one aspect and run with it.
It kinda makes you look like you're just being snarky. Unfortunately, considering your track record that doesn't surprise me AB.

Rather than seeing the 'bad' in things that you read here all the time (hence your need to catalogue all the "Fails" as you see them), maybe you should focus on the content over 'context'.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 7:48, 2 replies)
Properly autistic.

(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 8:26, closed)
Properly totes ignoring me.
on 2.0 no less.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 9:11, closed)
No, you're using something you posted within the last few months in order to whine about people who take the piss out of you for being a flailing spastic.
If this wasn't the case, then you wouldn't have that bit at the bottom.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 10:05, closed)
Or I could just have been trying to head off the usual
shit dribble.

Or not, as the case may be.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 10:44, closed)
Seriously right..
..you're a bloke in your 50's. You can either go about this in two ways.
1) Embrace your flailing creepy sexpesty spacsticity, massively oveexaggerate it and make a virtue of it, ala Albert Marshmallow and his whole creepy sexpest fantastist thing. Unbelievably, this is the mature option, and far more dignified for a man in his 50's and take your frankly, rather worrying midlife crisis back into healhthier territories. Like, you know, dodgy online dating sites.
2) Carry on using every. single. thing. as. as. excuse. to. whine. about. trolls. Because, y'know, that'll make you look proper good.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 20:56, closed)
Thank you AB. Sincerely.
For putting such a big, cheesy grin on my face. For -
1.) Getting. It. So. Wrong.... Again.

2.) For imagining that anyone here would for a moment, take anything you have to say... seriously.

Comedy Gold. That post belongs in your archives. Can I suggest the title - "Important Things I have Said."
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 23:07, closed)
Soz. I'll change that to 'bloke in his 60's'

(, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 8:09, closed)
Horrible bullying of the creepy sexpest.
You'd be a creepy sexpest if you looked like a bowling ball dipped in custard and pubes and spent 18 hours a day whining on the internet.
(, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 9:19, closed)


(, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 9:52, closed)
I am indeed virtuous.

(, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 12:02, closed)
LEGLESS DEFENCE INCOMING AWOOGA AWOOGA LEGLESS DEFENCE INCOMING

(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 11:07, closed)

Why don't you tell him what happens in one of the few books you've managed to struggle through that doesn't have pop-up pictures? That would definitely teach him a lesson he won't forget in a hurry.

Bonus points if it's about wizards, or goblins, or whatever.
(, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 13:05, closed)
terrible bullying of Goblins there
I thought Goblin made pretty good teasmades.
(, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:14, closed)

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