Seriously, how has this not been done already?
A mobile site (m.b3ta.com perhaps?) or a decent iOS app. Reader works well enough in safari, except that you have to turn it on for each page on every visit, and you can't reply without quitting reader either.

Also, perhaps an optional option (hehe) in your profile to get an email for any reply to your post?
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 21:11, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The first thing has been tried and was given up on as a shit idea years back,
the second thing is a proper fucking stupid idea.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:07, Reply)

you want an email every time anyone replies to you?
what the fuck for?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Stalking?

( Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Clearly.

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)

So I know when someones replied to a topic?
Heck, it took almost 3 weeks to realise you posted here.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Hold iPhone sideways
It's a bit drastic I know, but desperate times and all that.
(Eukanuba, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:21, Reply)