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( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48)
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choose your own pornographic adventures. 'fucking fantasy', if you will
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

"There's the boiler", she says. "It keeps making this banging noise every night, half an hour after the heating starts up."
If you want to bleed all the radiators and do a pressure check on the system, turn to 214.
If you want to ask for a cup of tea while you phone your mate to come and have a look because you haven't got a fucking clue and only started in this job yesterday, turn to 12.
If you want to make suggestive comments followed by a grab for the woman's enormous breasts, turn to 105.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)
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