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(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48)
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People have been banned for posting jokes on the "Sorry, I've Written A Joke" qotw.
Must be a bug, rather than a feature.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 15:32, 55 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Yes, but they weren't the right sort of jokes.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 17:28, Reply)
I think we can all agree that the "how do you think the unthinkable" joke is a worthy winner of a competition for the best new joke that someone just invented.
(, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 18:43, Reply)
If somebody wanted to use all those qotw entries for, let's say, a book, there's now 15 pages worth to go through, googling variants of each entry one at a time to see what's stolen. How tedious.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:23, Reply)
Imagine how many more books you could sell if you expanded your scope to include puns on the names of popular reggae singers.

(, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 23:42, Reply)
Which reggae singer cries all the time?
Sob Marley
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 0:44, Reply)
Which reggae singer pays the costs associated with getting his manufactured items onto a boat?
FOB Marley
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 0:46, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a health food store item sold as an alternative to chocolate?
Carob Marley
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 0:48, Reply)
Which reggae singer is gangster cereal?
Mob Barley
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 6:23, Reply)
Which reggae singer can't keep the ball on the pitch?
Lob Marley
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 10:30, Reply)
Which reggae singer was responsible for stopping Soviet defection across Berlin in the 60s and 70s?
Bob Charlie
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 10:34, Reply)
Which reggae singer doesn't like reggae singer-based puns?
Rob Marley
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 11:34, Reply)
Which reggae singer blesses the rains down in Africa, and also isn't in Kansas anymore?
Peter Totosh
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:45, Reply)
Which reggae singer died, returned to life and was then domesticated by Doctor Logan?
Bub Marley
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 14:36, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a noisy lout on a motorcycle?
Yob Harley
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 19:44, Reply)
Which reggae singer shot to fame off the back of his performance in a Vietnam war movie?
Bob R. Lee
(, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 19:45, Reply)
Which reggae singers, who had the moons of Mars named after them, were Greek mythological twins who accompanied their father Ares, god of war, into battle, and were also an English childrens' comedy double act?
Chuckle Deimos and Phobos
(, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 22:36, Reply)
Which reggae singer has a very cute, pert bottom?
Peter Tush
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 10:25, Reply)
Which reggae singer had to leave the Spice Girls when she became really unstable on her feet and was no longer up to the dance routines?
Teeter Posh
(, Thu 17 Jan 2019, 21:36, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a once-popular noughties puerile digital arts community which has a zero-tolerance approach to reggae singer-based puns?
B3ta Tosh
(, Sat 19 Jan 2019, 0:07, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a small bottle of Robinson's orange?
Litre Squash.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2019, 9:30, Reply)
How did a reggae singer best your mum in a Tom Selleck lookalike competition?
Beat 'er 'tache
(, Mon 28 Jan 2019, 21:42, Reply)
Which reggae singer tells people with no arms, legs or head that they are fit to work?
(, Sun 3 Feb 2019, 17:47, Reply)
Which reggae singer has the bizarre hobby of obsessively cleaning 100cm rulers?
Metre Wash
(, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 18:53, Reply)
Which reggae singer joined forces with his brother to form a haulage company in ancient Rome?
Trucker Remus
(, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:26, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a descendant of STOS BASIC?
Chaka AMOS
(, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:22, Reply)
One half of which reggae duo justified his controversial invasion of Iraq with a 'dodgy dossier'?
Chaka Demus and BLIARs
(, Tue 12 Feb 2019, 11:03, Reply)
Which reggae singer clubs people to death using bread products?
Pitta Cosh
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 14:14, Reply)
Which reggae singer constitutes the bulk of JK Rowling's wealth?
Potter Dosh
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 7:11, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a bottle of Optrex™?
Peeper Wash
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:40, Reply)
Which Bryan Singer was a successful film director before his career imploded under the weight of sexual abuse allegations against him which have been mounting for years?
Paedo Tosh
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:50, Reply)
Which reggae singer is an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program?
'Puter Tosh
(, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 9:35, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a hill made of potassium salts?
Potash Tor
(, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:01, Reply)
What reggae singer is the noise you get when a large, herbivorous mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile nose trunk, fucks a drumkit?
Tapir Tish
(, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 13:22, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a relatively lightweight electronic keyboard (with or without a built-in synthesizer) that is supported by a strap around the neck and shoulders, similar to the way a guitar is supported by a strap
Keytar Tosh
(, Fri 22 Feb 2019, 11:57, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a tomato-flavoured dish often cooked at a high temperature over wood in [repeatedly banned user]'s garden?
Pizza Tosh
(, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 17:39, Reply)
Which reggae singer made his fortune selling small sculptures of the eighth letter of the Greek alphabet?
Theta Dosh
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 10:34, Reply)
Which reggae singer fell out of a plane into the sea?
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter Splash
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 12:13, Reply)
Which reggae singer was a detective constable at Sun Hill CID?
Peter 'Tosh' Lines
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 18:29, Reply)
Which reggae singer is extremely drunk?
Peter Sloshed
(, Sun 24 Feb 2019, 18:30, Reply)
Which reggae singer holds the world distance record for throwing portable oil-filled radiators?
Heater Toss
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 7:20, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a little smaller than another reggae singer with a similar name?
Petiter Tosh
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 13:08, Reply)
Which reggae singer is the minimum volume of a solution needed to reach the end point in a titration of a Spice Girl?
Titre Posh
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 13:13, Reply)
Which reggae singer is the best fit for a 12pt em square?
Pica Tosh
(, Wed 27 Feb 2019, 22:47, Reply)
Which reggae singer silences tubers?
Potato Shhh
(, Thu 28 Feb 2019, 8:15, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a group of near-passerine birds in the family Meropidae containing three genera and 27 species?
Bee-eater Tosh
(, Sat 2 Mar 2019, 23:39, Reply)
Which reggae singer stands at the front of Asda with a big smile on his face?
Greeter Tosh
(, Mon 4 Mar 2019, 19:45, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a somewhat formal summer hat worn by men?
Boater Tosh
(, Tue 12 Mar 2019, 12:27, Reply)
Which reggae singer do you get by crossbreeding Testudinidae with Pisum sativum?
Peator Toise
(, Sun 17 Mar 2019, 11:44, Reply)
Which reggae singer did Our Brave Boys defeat in two world wars and one world cup?
Peter Bosche
(, Tue 2 Apr 2019, 9:23, Reply)
Which reggae singer gives lessons on ceramic making?
Potter Teach
(, Tue 2 Apr 2019, 17:46, Reply)
Which reggar singer is really short?
Peter Titch
(, Thu 11 Apr 2019, 20:51, Reply)
Which reggae singer was in a band with Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky and Mick?
Peter Tich
(, Thu 18 Apr 2019, 17:57, Reply)
Which reggae singer is an enthusiastic birdwatcher?
Peter Twitch
(, Thu 18 Apr 2019, 17:57, Reply)
Which reggae singer is a beacon of light in a dark world?
Peter Torch
(, Tue 23 Apr 2019, 7:28, Reply)
Which reggae singers performed "Double Barrel In The Air Tonight"?
Dave & Anphil Collins
(, Sat 11 May 2019, 0:01, Reply)

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