Story Number 2, Private School Again.
At my school, one of the most feared teachers was a P.E. teacher by the name of Iain McKie. He measured at about 6'5" (I think). Now bear in mind he always taught 1st years, so he looked like an absolute giant.

He had a son, who due to Daddy's status as a teacher, thought he was untouchable, and sadly was. No matter what he was accused of, as long as he wasn't caught in the act, he'd get away with it. Several people were given detention for 'trying to get him into trouble', because he'd lied his way out of it.

Simply put, he was a cunt.

I was a year younger than him (year 7/aged 11), and he decided he didn't like me, after I kicked his football away, after it had hit me in the face. He decides this isn't a good enough reason, and takes it upon himself to take a run up, and kick me in the nuts so hard I vomited.

Ben, my elder brother (aged 15, year 10) has seen this happen, and is not happy. As a result, the cunt ends up flat on his arse with a black eye on it's way.

Due to a teacher seeing this punch, they both get dragged in for a bollucking. Once again, it's my brothers word against his. For this reason, Ben gets given an after school detention, while the cunt gets off scott free.

For his detention, Ben was in a classroom in the language lab for his detention. This classroom is important, in that it faces out onto the parade ground from a second floor window. Ben looks out the window, and sees the cunt pissing round, waiting for a mate. He decides to open the window, and tell him to piss off, or he'll throw a chair at the cunt. The cunt says "Go on then".

5 seconds later he's running for his life, as a chair thuds into the floor behind him. Result? A saturday detention* for Ben, but he still says it was worth it.

The cunt decided to make my life a misery for a few months after that, knowing that Ben couldn't touch him.

Luckily, he was dealt with for us in the summer months. He thought himself as a good cricketer, and was bowling in the nets. He took a run up, and decided to do a fast bowl. He threw himself too hard into it, leaving his face far closer to the ground than it should have been. That's why the teacher turns after hearing a collective "Ooofff" from the gathered crowd, to see Cunt lying on his back, knocked spark out, with about 6 missing teeth.

Karma, how I love thee.

*Saturday detention meant that you had to go in at 9am on a saturday, and sit in the headmasters office with no work to do, and nothing to distract you. You just had to sit there for 3-4 hours.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:47, 1 reply)

Hmmmm
That detention has given me an idea. It'd make a great film.
Wait a second......
(Rsoles, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:24, closed)