Right... is this vitriolic enough?
The message I sent, I mean...

"How you have the fucking gall to even consider adding me on here when you think about the shit you put me through at school quite frankly beggars belief. Why you think I would even be interested in your sad excuse for a life mystifies me. Fuck you, fuck your Mother, and the horse you both rode in on.

Don't even consider trying to add me again on here or attempting to contact me in future."

Incidentally, his mother died some years ago due to alcoholism.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 16:40, 4 replies)

Too many syllables...
...just stick with "YM".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 16:43, closed)

.
It makes you sound a little bit bitter.

Better to pretend to be your secretary.

"Dear Sir, I am managing Piston's accounts whilst he is away on business. However he has advised me that he does not wish to have you added as friend on Facebook. Thank you for your time".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:44, closed)

shit dude
Now you're in trouble. He'll get the bigger boys on to you.
( rofl harris, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:46, closed)

Add him
Then spam him to shit. Cover his fb wall in filthy slurs about a) his manhood b) his dead mother. Then publicly tell him to fuck off. Then start a group called x is a cunt. Then a fansite for the group. Then arrange an event called x is a cunt.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:50, closed)

I'm too bloody lazy for all of that.
But if you want to, he's called Nathan Ledger and is on the Sheffield network.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 13 May 2009, 16:51, closed)

Here he is.
www.facebook.com/s.php?q=Nathan+Ledger&n=67109173&k=400000000010&sf=nf&init=q&sid=957172bc3f6f71cc823371ba5a0f04f3

I must say i've lost my nerve, not sure what to write.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:29, closed)

Well this is what I sent him.
I hear that you are a bullying cunt. Hope it was worth it, and that heaps of other friends of the guy you chose to take your own penis-anxiety out on also mess up your page. Sucks to be you...like reverse deja-vu (look it up).
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:51, closed)