I can build you a gattling crossbow.
It won't be *that* fast, but I know exactly how to do it. I'll even provide you with ana alibi for when you hunt these people down.

Before you read this next bit - I am not a stalker! I just have a good memory. I remeber the photo's of yourself you had up on your profile a while back. You are not fat, nor ugly. And while life may not be perfect, I bet you'll end up one hell of a lot happier than him. Funny how guys like that can get away with it at that gae, but not with adults.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:52, 1 reply)

^ Thanks to the magic of Facebook
I know where to find most of them, so that seems evermore tempting! In reality, any automatic weapon would do the trick, although I favour the Gattling crossbow currently. (This is when I'm not wondering what would happen at work if I set fire to a ball of scrunched up paper and threw it at Stalker Girl yelling "HADOUKEN!").

On the second point, no, I don't think you're a stalker :) I'm also very grateful for your support!
( Maladicta, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:05, closed)

"This too shall pass away..."
Been there, done that, sold the t-shirt to angry teenagers.

I attempt to temper the desire to chastise those that have wronged me by proving them all wrong and surpassing every negative expectation of me they ever expressed.

Of course, when I hit 40 and fail to meet those expectations they are all deader than a 1982 church youth group disco.

We could swap enemies?
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:40, closed)