I heard
they sold her at a car boot sale for a fraction of her true value.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:23, 1 reply)

I heard they managed to buy you
with the proceeds.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:29, closed)

you heard wrong-
I come for free.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, closed)

But making them come costs 50p and a half of shandy

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:33, closed)

last time
it was two pints of Gem and a bag of pork scratchings. Shandy is too weak - you can detect the viagra/rohypnol aftertaste.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, closed)

That taste just says to me
"you're in for a GREAT night"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:47, closed)