BulliesMy mum told me to stand up to bullies. So I did, and got wedgied every day for a month. I hated my boss.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:27)
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Closed Question BullyingReasonably clever piece of bullying invented by a mid-level git in my school:
"Have you ever sucked on your Mum's tits?"
Answer no and you are bullied for not being breastfed; you're Mum is an alcoholic, your Mum's got no tits, etc.
Answer yes and the obvious "HAH, YOU SUCKED ON YOUR MUM'S TITS!!" is all you can expect.
The dickhead who came up with this little gem found it to be his downfall however. Buoyed up by the success of this question on the weaker kids he decided to try it out on one of the harder kids. The response was: "No, but I sucked on YOUR Mum's tits." They then put him in a headlock and locked him in a cupboard.
Karma, dude. Karma...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:20, Reply)
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