Normally I'd post something about how despicable you must be to think that and then pity you for a bit afterwards.
But given that you made this all up out of balsawood and autism I'm tempted to just call you names.
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:49, 1 reply)

You are the kind of small-brained hairy handed fuckknuckle that wears a trenchcoats that smells of wank.
You will invariably be some sort of needy freakling, given that you felt the need to post that

Do us all a favour and run yourself over with a HONDA ACCORD TURBO

JUSTICE TEAM GO!
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:51, closed)

You fancy JMG.

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:52, closed)

I'M LIKE A POWER RANGER BUT MY ROBOT IS MADE FROM 5 HONDA ACCORDS

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, closed)

It's like the constructicons
but five times more AWESOME!
( Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, closed)