When I'm a parent
I will never take my kids on holiday to Portugal. Poetic Justice is a wonderful thing as long as it happens to someone else.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:14, 1 reply)

*snogs al with no HARD feelings*
Perhaps you could take them to France via ferry in your Honda Accord? ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:26, closed)

If I took my Honda Accord to France
I'm concerned all the vineyards would shrivel up in fear.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:39, closed)

The whole bloody country would shrivel up in fear.
then you'd be in Spain. Which is closer to Portugal.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:45, closed)

If I had a Honda Accord
even the Portuguese Paedophile Authority would be afraid of me.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 14:46, closed)

If you had a Honda Accord
It would probably have Maddie tied up in the boot.

Or flayed so her skin could be used as the seat covers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 16 May 2009, 14:56, closed)