It really pains me to say this.
Way back in Year 4 (that's age 8-9), there was rather weird boy in the
class called "Aldiar". I think quite a lot of people must have bullied
him (myself included), because he left the school after a couple of
terms.

From what I can remember, we used to tie him up with skipping ropes in
the corner of the playground*, and through balls at him. When the
teachers came over, we claimed we were playing "WWII Fighter
Aeroplanes".

*memory may be slightly imprecise.

EDIT: due to intense dislike of the above, I feel I should make clear that this was most likely an episode made up several years later as a joke.
( ejlflop errrrrgs. Regularly., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:20, 3 replies)

and?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sun 17 May 2009, 17:18, closed)

Cunt.
And a cunt who is shit at spelling as well. What a wonder of evolution you are.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:48, closed)

Oh dear
Did I offend you?
( ejlflop errrrrgs. Regularly., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:24, closed)