Man, this one is a crazy story that changed my life forever.
I was playing basketball in a playground and a couple of guys came up to be and said that I was 'Up to good'...

They were the same two guys that had been making loads of trouble in my neighbourhood. I got into a fight with them and my mum got scared and she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in BEELLL AIR!!!'

I wore my blazer inside out. It was epic.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:10, 5 replies)

You fucker
I was going to do this the other day but decided not to becuase it was so shit.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, closed)

That's exactly what I thought about your mum.
I drove a Honda Accord up her blerter with the wing mirrors out and everything, crashed it into her cervix and the airbags went off. It's still up there.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:18, closed)

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:57, closed)

TO THE JUSTICEMOBILE!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 11:11, closed)

You forgot to include...
...a big purple penis spunking on a kitten.
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:40, closed)