Big Bully Target
My dad left me when I was a couple of days old, maybe he saw what a born loser I was and decided to leave, maybe not. I don't know. My mum raised me, taught me never to fight and always backdown. To become a coward. No wonder I became such a blatent target for bullies.

My Boss, what a bitch, abusing every ounce of power she had over me in a bid to use my misery to make her life seems a little bit less pointless.

My girlfriend, the sexy goth whore who's admittided to me at least half of her "indescresions" she never mentioned that she was fcuking my best friend and I never mentioned it but I knew.

My "best" friend. Only friend more like it, the only person I knew that would talk to me, as long as I ignored that fact he was getting more action from my girlfriend than I did.

Even the thugs o nthe streets would hurl abuse and spit at me whenever I left my flat.

My life sucked ass.

That was until my dad was killed. I didn't know anything about him until one day this foxy lady bumps into me at the local megamart and tells me that my Dad died. I go to meet Dad's friends and things become very weird.

I leanr to become a kick ass mother fcuker, I take my life back, I get revenge on all the people that treated me like shit and I join the most secret organisation in the world.

And that's only the begining.

The end? Let me just say I got everything I ever Wanted.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, 6 replies)

Shame
The storyline was ace, the actual implementation was terrible
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:05, closed)

Agreed
The film was a classic "2 digit IQ" release.

Complete and utter pants
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:53, closed)

The comic
was fucking awesome though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:31, closed)

Agree ^^

( MatJ LOOK, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:13, closed)

I loved this film
Simply because when I went to watch it every time someone mentioned that stupid loom thing one of us would intone 'the loom of doom' in a sinister voice and we'd all crack up. Definitely a had to be there moment but thanks for raising the funny memory and cheering me slightly in the face of awful awful revision
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:33, closed)

sorry for the awful revision, read my sig :)
But I was trying to copy the comic not the film.

(I personaly believe the film should of been named "The Fraternity" and been asociated with the comic)
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, closed)