Bullshit and Bullshitters
We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
We've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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My sister is two years younger than me
When we were at the point where I could cycle without stabilisers and she couldn't, apparently I told her that "if an aeroplane flies overhead and spots that she is riding a bike with stabilisers, it will flash a red light and she has 10 seconds to get under cover or it will start shooting at her".
Of course, all aeroplanes have a red flashy light on them causing my sister to scream and run for the barns everytime one flew overhead!
She learnt how to ride a bike without stabilisers pretty quickly though :-)
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)
When we were at the point where I could cycle without stabilisers and she couldn't, apparently I told her that "if an aeroplane flies overhead and spots that she is riding a bike with stabilisers, it will flash a red light and she has 10 seconds to get under cover or it will start shooting at her".
Of course, all aeroplanes have a red flashy light on them causing my sister to scream and run for the barns everytime one flew overhead!
She learnt how to ride a bike without stabilisers pretty quickly though :-)
( , Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)
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