Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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Not on the scale of some of theseBut my flatmates are the sickeningly cute boyfriend and girlfriend type. I like them, but they do irritate me sometimes. When this happens, I just tell lies.The fact that they're both foreign helps. An utterly deadpan expression is also useful. Some gems that have been temporarily believed include:
"Porridge must be kept in the freezer at all times to avoid infestation by porridge worms".
"Another word for 'please' is 'bitch'. So you would say "Coffee, bitch" when ordering".
"That?" (points to a pair of compasses) "That's called a spoon. The original ones were shaped like spoons, you see".
"Coffee? No. This is badger shit. Repeat: 'Badger... Shit'".
I also once convinced a former classmate that "Lord of the rings" was based on a true story from ancient greek times.
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:09,
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